(Contributed by various concerned friends)

10-OAKHURST: Hope springs eternal.

9 - OAKHURST:  Last gas on Highway 41.

8 - OAKHURST:  Pedestrians must die.

7 - OAKHURST:  Trees?  We don't need no stinking trees!

6 -  WELCOME TO OAKHURST:  Gateway To Fish Camp

5 -  WELCOME TO OAKHURST:  Back Door To Fresno

4 -  OAKHURST:  Where's The Oak?

3 -  OAKHURST:  Feh!

2 -  OAKHURST:  Mini-Mart Capitol Of The High Sierras

1 -  OAKHURST:  See?  You should have stayed in school!